Teaching: Year #6!?!ranting and raving from a 6th year teacher
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Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Student 1: Where's H? 

Me: She's on vacation in Mexico.

Student 2 (off to the side copying down his homework and had overheard): Ariba Ariba!!! ai ai ai!!!!  That's what they say and do in Mexico, y'know.   (I wanted to hang him up and beat him like a pinata)...ahah...ok..no I didn't...it was funny though...

I gave a kid a math question on the board today and he had a meltdown because he didn't know how to carry...so...he started banging on desks, kicking cupboards, he tried to lift the bookcase (but couldn't), then he started kicking and ripping the chart paper...I asked him to walk to the back so he could calm down or I could help him go to the back...then Student 2 from the above story says, "Be careful, Mr. C, cuz he might pinch you."  Taking heed of his advice (that the kid could probably do more than pinch me), I let him rant and rave and tear the room apart...escorted the others out with another staff, then watched him from afar.  A teacher passed by and asked if I was holding up the wall...I motioned over to the kid in the room to which she deftly replied, "oooh...ok...have fun!  Let me know if you need help."  She's funny...

On a separate note, the gr 2s are learning about community helpers and the teacher in there has planned for a few firemen to come and visit...a couple staff are already asking about Mr. October or Mr. June.  She asks the firefighters to show the kids their whole uniform and all...but I think deep down, she just wants to see them strip.  =)


Wednesday, November 25, 2009

"Mr. C, I'm just not that good at social skills."

"J, you mean social studies?"

"oh...uh...yeah."

I laughed at him (on the inside =)


Tuesday, November 17, 2009

so on Friday, I was firefighting...

Fire #1: 9:30 am...student in my class is ticked off about some homework he didn't do...so I tell him to do it in class for me that day and he flips over chairs and starts banging on a cubicle. This lasts until about 10:15.

Fire #2: Just after recess (10:40), I realize that one of my kids are not in class and so I run down to the office and find that he's meandering around the hallway because he got into a fight and is afraid of the impending consequences...(he threw a stick at someone's head because they were fighting about whose leaves they were using to build a fort)

Fire #3: my EA yells at a kid for being rude at me and the kid in response runs out...screaming and crying...so of course, I have to be the one who goes after him because the EA won't run.  I get to him after he tries to slam a door (that's too heavy for him to push) and we review what happened and what he's going to do to solve the problem.  He gathers himself, and we're prepared to go into a neighbouring class and have him apologize for distracting them...then he starts crying and whimpering (a bona fide fear) of how he's afraid of werewolves.  I tell him that we have no werewolves at school and that I wouldn't leave him to be hurt by any student or werewolf even if they did exist.  We get into the classroom, start apologizing and the waterworks begin again so I take him out once again to redo the whole talk and get the apology right.

Fire #4: another fight/argument about leaves at lunchtime

Separate story...as the kids are introduced to selling magazines for fundraising, they're hearing all the cool prizes they can win and if their prize has a golden ticket/golden egg inside, then they can win a PS 3, a laptop or $100 Savings Bonds...etc.  So after the assembly, I ask the kids if they have any questions...

1) How come I only have one magazine in my envelope to go home? 

2) How do I give people magazines?

3) Are we selling laptops?

I was so tired of answering their questions repeatedly because of their poor listening skills...it was seriously becoming aggravating!...the EA just laughed...I wanted to scream...I just shook my head and massaged my temples =)

Last story...one of the ESL kids had the EA play a game with him to build his English skills and he was so impressed with how quickly she answered his questions that he asked her, "Why are you in that class with Mr. C and the other kids if you're so smart?"  Now, I've had friends joke with me about being special ed just because I teach this class...but never have I had a kid, let alone, an ESL kid make that stereotype about me.  It was funny...but disturbing...I wonder if other kids in the school have that perspective of me and the EA...

PS It's annoying how the principal has "Yes ladies."  Strong willed and opinionated ladies who get their way and support with the principal because they're the "squeakier wheels".  The EA is one of them...the principal will come into my room, sit down with the EA, chit chat quietly and then walk out.  It's unsettling...


Monday, November 02, 2009

what a day...

A kid in my class had his medication late today...which meant he was walking up to the overhead and talking into the fan...letting the hot air blow his hair side to side...walkign around the class and going through kids' desks (while they're sitting there trying to pay attention) and finally he settled down and started reading a book. 

Simultaneously, another kid of mine got upset that he didn't get picked to take the attendance down to the office, so he wandered around the class, did his art during social studies, drew on the chalkboard, and just plain walked out of the classroom into other people's class...yeah, I got fed up with him fast. 

Also funny was the kid who publicly announced that he still fit into the costume he wore 4  years ago because there was still plenty of room at his crotch....sigh...no sense of embarassment...I quickly kept the conversation moving along and asked another student about their weekend.

so for hallowe'en this year, I dressed up as a stack of post-it notes...basically a big cardboard box covered in yellow paper....my students?  We had a Batman, Superman, Pumpkin......and Jesus.  yes...Jesus.  Basically the kid put on a beard and sash and went around treating people nicely, spoke without contractions and holding out his arm referring to the invisible guy beside him as God.  He asked me for to go to get a drink from the water fountain and I told him "No...go make your own water."  Funny thing was...he then bent down to the ground, gathered up some air and pretended to drink from his hand.  Then he asked me again to go to the water fountain.  I accused him of blasphemy and then let him go. 


Thursday, October 29, 2009

So...many teachers and students are still sick...some teachers are starting the rumour that I'm the one that started the illness...which of course I'm denying...unless you count the part where I'm licking all the keyboards and expectorating phlegm on the doorknobs....yeah, but otherwise, I'm not to blame. 

Hallowe'en weekend...hm...should I assign homework? 



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